/*

TOP SECRET Microsaft(c) Code
Project: Chicago(tm)

Projected release-date:

Summer 1994 , Spring 1995

*/

#include <stdio.h>
#include <dos.h>
#include <conio.h>
#include "win31.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"

/*

Reference:
Internal memo #99281-95 from:

William H. Gates III
to:
Executive managers Chicago(tm)-project

William H. Gates III wrote:

"I have serious doubts about the 'EASY' installation-definition.
It might prevent customers to think that they actually bought something -GOOD-. Therefore I want the installation-definition to be 'HARD'.

Carry on,
God Bill

"

*/

#define INSTALL = HARD

void main()
{

while(!CRASHED)
{

display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if(first_time_installation)
{

make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
hang_system();

}
write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();
if(still_not_crashed)
{

display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_3.1();
do_nothing_loop();
do_nothing_loop();

}

}

/*

Reference:
Internal memo #99683-95 from:

Executive managers Chicago(tm)-project
to:
William H. Gates III

Executive managers Chicago(tm)-project wrote:

"Dear Sir, Since we have found that this last piece of code within the 'if'-statement will never execute, we descided NOT to include it in the final code. This way we will save atleast another 5 megabytes of consumer-diskspace!

Thank you for listening to us,
the executive managers of the Chicago(tm)-project

"
*/
/*

if(still_not_crashed)
{

write_cheer();
finished();

}

*/

create_general_protection_fault();

}